i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I will pee on everything he values.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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