I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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