In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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