no. you can't hotbox the world.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
