For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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