Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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