Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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