The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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