Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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