Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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