Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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