It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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