: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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