your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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