i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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