Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
