The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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