Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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