O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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