D3 body, D1 cock
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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