On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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