I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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