My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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