champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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