someone get that fucking seahorse.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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