I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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