check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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