and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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