So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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