i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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