Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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