have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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