Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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