It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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