question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My ass is underappreciated
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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