Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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