I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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