wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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