Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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