turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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