Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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