no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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