i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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