and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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