why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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