how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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