I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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