I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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