Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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