So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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