I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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