You can't special order awesome
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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