he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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