Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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