Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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