They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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